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know you’ve been away too long when you have to go to the grocery store
just to figure out what you are supposed to buy at the grocery store.
I’m back at Home Base now after having been mostly
on holiday for the past 2 months. Here are a few notes from my domestic
travels. A Link to International Notes is below.
Las Vegas
My most recent journey was to LA and Vegas for
some family occasions. Vegas has become a Disneyland for Adults. I last
visited here 7 years ago for my brother’s bachelor party. There are lots
of good shows there, not just dancing girls. My brother saw Danny Gans
and really loved it. I saw Siegfried and Roy (and the lions and tigers,
etc.). They get $105 a ticket for this stuff but it’s a great spectacle.
Next evening we saw singer Clint Holmes and enjoyed that very much too.
The only problem in Vegas is that the taxi lines everywhere are long and
it’s hot outside during summer (the one at the airport was :20); at least
in Singapore airport, the taxi line is inside the air-conditioned terminal.
The trick here is that they learned from Disney -- they make the line go
back and forth in a big roped-off area so that you keep moving all the
time, even though the line is 20 minutes long. Nobody minds it as long
as the line never stops moving. The casinos have become very tight with
complimentaries and, to some extent, too tight. It’s now a land where public
corporations, instead of people in business, run things and it’s become
somewhat impersonal and they don’t really seem to care about the customer
as much as they used to. The Venetian Hotel has a really neat mall that
has the appearance of Venice with a grand canal running through it and
a realistic-looking sky above with clouds that appear to move. I’ve never
seen a mall like it. The rooms there are all suites with no corners cut
and very good value at under $250 a night. The Bellagio Hotel has a beautiful
indoor conservatory with flowers that is very grand. There is nothing in
the world that compares to the extravagance supported by hordes of gamblers,
and I have seen the Burj-al-Arab Hotel in Dubai which is quite extravagant
but still not as crazy as Vegas. Still, in Vegas it’s all fake; at the
European casino in Monaco, everything on the walls and ceilings is real.
There are lots of free shows around – the dancing
waters in front of the Bellagio, the erupting volcano at the Mirage and
the Pirate show at Treasure Island. You can just walk up and down the “Strip”
of hotels and watch the entertainment. At the Venetian there are two museums
with impressive exhibits in participation with the Guggenheim and the Hermitage
museums -- famous European art and Motorcycles of this century. Nothing
here is cheap but you do generally get good value. No need to ever step
foot in a casino, but at least in the casino you have the chance to get
the last laugh -- my dad was angry over the price the restaurant charged
us for the "dinner special" but later I had a good roll at the craps table
so I told him that I won back my fish! They have an extensive network of
escalators and overpasses that help make the trips outside between the
hotels not so bad. Some hotels have monorails running between them. But
Vegas would benefit by having a more extensive monorail system linking
the hotels along the Strip and the airport which is only about 2-3 miles
away.
The Wheatleigh Hotel in Lenox, Mass. & the
Berkshires
Now I know why the French are so Frenchy and irritable.
The reason is that they are constipated. I spent the weekend at an American
resort called the Wheatleigh, a 19 room Italian villa with a renown French
restaurant and international staff. Dinner is a 7 course affair but there
is no green salad. Take it from someone whose late grandmother sent me
care packages of prunes at summer camp – if you don’t eat roughage, you
don’t go. Anyway, I mentioned this to the food and beverage manager and
voila – next evening at dinner a plate of lettuce magically inserted itself
into the affair. The chef there is very good; even things I detest such
as beets tasted good. But I prefer the Italians who eat to the French who
seem more to just taste things. And the Italians certainly know their salads.
The Berkshires are about 2.5 hours drive from New
York City; it is a very pretty drive up there and the area itself is more
sophisticated and pleasant than the Catskills. You could spend a very full
day seeing museums such as the Norman Rockefeller (20th century American
art), the Clark (several centuries of classic Euopean and American art),
the Mass Moca (modern art in a very large exhibition space which makes
it more interesting than normal), and the Shaker Village (working farm
to demonstrate the Shaker utopian community of the 18th and 19th centuries).
The museums are very good here and worth the drive. The Clark in particular
houses many treasures moved here from New York to avoid nuclear attack
and their restorations of very old works are particularly vivid. Everything
in the Mass Moca is on loan so the exhibition changes every year.
The Wheatleigh is nice and secluded (several miles
from anywhere) but overpriced for the property and what you get (next to
nothing beyond the room which is nothing much), and there are better values
elsewhere. You cannot walk out of there spending less than $2,000 over
a 3 day weekend with food and lodging. Other choices are the Blantyre in
Lenox for luxury and the Wainwright Inn (more a bed and breakfast but very
close to center of town in Great Barrington). I stayed at the Wainwright
a few years ago and it was quite good at one-third the price and a better
place to be stuck for a Saturday. No matter how much Americans think Europe
and Asia is a ripoff, they should travel a bit in the 5-star category in
the US to see just how ridiculously priced our own hotels are. For the
price of a fairly standard room at the Wheatleigh, you could get a much
nicer junior suite on the lake at Villa D’Este in Como which itself is
extraordinarily expensive or the Imperial Suite at the Grand Hotel in Abano;
food and beverage in Europe is also cheaper -- you can get a full all-you-can-eat
meal at a 5-star resort in Abano with French service for half the price
of a dinner at the Wheatleigh. I spoke with at least 4 other rooms in the
hotel (a quarter of the guests) who travel quite a bit and can compare
and we all agreed on this.
Go to notes and
photos on European Travel this month: Zurich, Monaco, (Italy: Abano, Milano,
Sermione, Como), Dublin. |