| After
seeing the South Park movie this summer, I thought after 9 years I was
overdue a visit to Terrence & Phillip Land. Actually, the Canadians
weren't offended by the movie, it seems. My 1pm flight from LGA to Toronto
is 55 minutes; sit left to see Niagara Falls; no city view from airplane
as airport is too far away. Pilot said it was my imagination but all the
landings in Canada this weekend seemed harder and faster than I am used
to in the US. Taxi to center city is $25 USD (all figures in this article
are US) and about 20-25 minutes. Clip out the Tax Refund mailer from the
Air Canada in-flight magazine and save your boarding passes (if you don't
fly Air Canada you can get these mailers everywhere in Canada). You can
get 7% from the 15% sales tax back on goods you buy in the country as well
as from your hotel bill. Stayed at Royal York Hotel, the Grand Dame of
Toronto from the Canadian Pacific chain, on its Business Floor. A good
value at $150 a night with taxes, full concierge service (my excellent
concierge was "Alain"), breakfast and all the mineral water I could carry
for 3 days of walking around from the lounge. Interesting touch: the night
maid puts a bottle of water next to your bed. I have inserted onto Ivan's
Packing List a 10 ounce (330 ml) size bottle of drinking water that fits
in your jacket or pants pocket and is good to walk around and ride the
airplane with. Evian comes in this size.
Started my visit with a 4:30 subway ride to Eaton
Center, soon to be renamed since the big department store Eaton has gone
bankrupt. Toronto has a huge underground shopping district linking most
of central downtown. Subway consists of 2 lines, one north/south and one
east/west. The north/south line runs a U-shaped route a few blocks apart
so you actually have a sense of parallel north/south lines. Subway is $1.30
a ride or $4.50 for an all-day pass. The Royal York is at the bottom of
the U right across from Union (railroad) station and in center city; the
whole downtown that you will care about is roughly 8 blocks by 6 blocks.
Near Eaton Center are the new and old city halls, which are very pretty.
Canada has beautiful flowers and gardens. Took an early evening drive with
a hired car for an hour ($35) to get oriented. By then it was about sunset.
Dinner at the hotel's gourmet room -- the Arcadia -- food was reasonable
and presentation/taste excellent. Night-time walk around town; walk past
nightclubs, theater district, kids partying in front of City-TV studios
with windows onto the street; the Skydome is lit up purple at night and
the CN Tower is a presence always. An interesting building to see at night
near the City TV building: Chapters Bookstore with the Paramount Imax theater
on top. Toronto architecture is interesting both by day and night. No real
parks in downtown but there are many open areas and it is not a threatening
environment in which to walk though there is street panhandling and squeegee-washing
of cars and these are new phenomenons there. Fault of this 70 year old
hotel is that rooms are quiet from the outside but not from people yapping
in the hallways and slamming doors. Take a room on the end of the hallway
away from the foot traffic and noisy guests who can't keep their voices
down at 1am or kids who get up in the morning and start fighting.
Saturday -- Late start. Newspapers here are meaty
on Saturdays, more so than Sundays and people here seem to like content
in their newspapers. Then about 4 hours of walking around including a visit
to the Royal Ontario Museum (history and science but not art), worth an
hour. Lunch at the Kennedy dining room atop the museum is on the recommended
list but I have it on good word that it is pretentious and tasteless. I
didn't get a chance to visit the Bata Shoe Museum which is supposed to
be an interesting history of shoes. Walk through Toronto University and
its fields and buildings where many wedding parties were taking photos
simultaneously; Trinity College has a beautiful building in the old English
style; Ontario Parliament building (tons of Japanese tourists outside taking
pictures of each other and the building -- a sight funnier than all the
stereotypes you ever had in your head). The walk from the hotel to the
Museum and through the university and parliament takes about 45 minutes
each way, more if you meander. On the metro it's about 7 minutes to Museum
Station.
Headed over to the Ashkenaz Festival, a weeklong
festival of Yiddish, Klezmer and Eastern European Jewish culture that is
held every 2 years in Toronto and is the world's largest of its type. Imagine
a country fair where everything is in Yiddish and English and the food
is all kosher and/or vegetarian. Several tents and bandshells with music,
storytelling, singing, dancing, crafts, theater, etc. all day and into
the night with cabarets, dance parties, etc. At least several thousand
were there; half of them not Jewish. Yiddish itself is not a religious
language but a folk language; the music being composed is more new-age
and bears less and less relationship to its traditional roots and it is
definitely a fad. But there were young and old, many Israelis, some Asians,
WASPS, etc. Nothing offensive or rowdy and happy time for all; I just wonder
what all the black security guards were thinking of this whole scene; it
must have been out of Mars for them. Saturday late afternoon programming
was without microphones and featured storytelling, song-singing and a post-sabbath
Havdalah Service with candles and singing. A bit too spiritual and New-Age
for my taste. Later that evening there was a midnight klezmer version of
a Selichot service, held annually the week before the Jewish New Year.
I broke up the evening with a visit to Yorkville (upscale part of town
with nightlife and shopping near the Museum) with a local Canadian.
Sunday -- Noontime start with a visit to Casa Loma
via the subway to Dupont Station; 10 minute ride then 10 minute walk. Casa
Loma is a castle built old-English style at turn of the century by a rich
man who soon after went bankrupt. Rooms are interesting and a walk to the
top gives a good city view. Jane Austin house and estate is next door but
I passed it in favor of a taxi ride through fashionable residential areas
of Toronto such as Rosedale and a neighborhood near Lawrence Avenue that
adjoins a big park. Anyway, there are many stone houses with old charm
as well as interesting new ones. Taxied to the Harbourfront Centre, where
the Festival was taking place, in time for the end of the street parade
and all the knishes and shwarma I could manage for lunch. Then off at around
3pm to the Canadian National Exhibition, the national fair, in time for
the Snowbirds air show team. Various exhibitions and a midway and your
run of the mill fair. Taxi to the Skydome Hotel where from the lobby you
can see the inside of the stadium. This is next door to the CN Tower but
it was very busy at 6pm on a Sunday so I came back Monday morning before
9am when it was fast although the best light upon the city is late afternoon;
the Tower is an 8 minute walk from the Royal York hotel. Even in the morning,
allow an hour to get up and down. CN Tower is a bit pricey and if you go,
pay the extra $3 and also go up to the second tower which is 300 feet higher
than the first tower. The best view of the city in the morning is either
from the Toronto Islands (reached by ferry from the Westin hotel) or the
top of the Westin Hotel (with its revolving restaurant) near the Harbourfront
Centre along Lake Ontario. The Movenpik restaurant chain has several locations
in Toronto but unlike American chains they are all different from each
other; the one in the BCE Center, a few minutes from the Royal York, is
structured like a market (marche movenpik -- french for market) and it
is a lot of fun. You go from station to station and they make the food
in front of you; it is very fresh and tasty and they stamp your ticket
so you can come and go; when you are finished pigging out, you pay at the
exit. There are about 20 stations serving everything you can think of.
You can also take out what you want. It is open almost 24 hours and there
is often a line to get in.
ATM's aplenty here without service charges for
withdrawals. Taxis, supermarkets, pharmacies, clothing are priced reasonably
but not cheap. Petrol is higher here. The 15% sales tax and overall higher
prices on many items wipes out much of the arbitrage of the cheaper canadian
dollar; hotels and restaurants are about the only real values. A Canadian
is poorer than an American; salary is lower; cost of living is higher generally
and taxes are oppressive (ie: no home mortgage interest deduction and tax
rates are higher). I'm not sure that a Canadian wouldn't benefit by paying
less taxes and paying separately for health insurance. The only true beneficiaries
are those at the lowest brackets. Toronto is clean, walkable, gridded --
looks and feels like Chicago except for the lack of a big park running
parallel to the city and the feeling of the lakeshore like you have in
Chicago. Everything is in English; it is user-friendly, things work and
it is a place you can keep busy for 2 days. Shuttles run from Toronto to
Ottawa and Montreal just about every hour; it is a quick ride to the airport
and easy to get to the plane. Less than 100 steps from curb to gate for
the shuttle. The Bombardier CL-65 is a 50 seater Canadian-built plane which
is comfortable as long as there is no turbulence. It is a 40 minute flight
to Ottawa and I arrived in rain.
OTTAWA -- I am here for about 6 hours which is
2 more than is necessary to see everything. My colleague is aide to the
defence minister who got called out of country so he ran off on a military
transport to Israel that weekend leaving me to explore the city for myself.
It is a quiet capital city with a few buildings and some streets and a
rather pleasant feel with a canal (that freezes over in winter) running
parallel to a good portion of the main road along the city limits leading
to center city from the airport road. The taxi ride is 15 minutes from
center city to the airport and roughly $15. I started by driving around
to see some of the sights such as the Mint, War Museum, Prime Minister
and Governor House (which I wouldn't be visiting later). Buffet Lunch at
the Grand Dame hotel Chateau Laurier; best views of the impressive Parliament
building are from rooms on the hotel's 6th floor or the staircase
windows. Short walk to Parliament and rode the elevator to the top of the
clock tower for some nice views. Continue walking through the park adjoining
the hotel to the National Art Gallery to see the Canadian art collection,
both new and old. There was also some native Indian art which I found somewhat
simplish although the contemporary Indian art is on the same level as the
rest of the Canadian art meaning the new generations of indigenous people
have made great strides; Internet is probably a great equalizer. Walk ten
minutes across the bridge to Hull, Quebec to see the Museum of Civilization.
It is very impressive with a magnificent life-size Canadian History exhibit;
Canadians tend to be rather innovative with their museums. Taxied back
to Byward Market, a pedestrian area close to the hotel where I picked up
sandwiches and pastries for the 1 hour flight to Newark again on the 50-seater.
Remember to get rid of your Canadian dollars before going through passport
control and US customs pre-clearance.
Sprint PCS works in Toronto and Ottawa but it is
on roam. Before I left USA, 5 different customer service agents at Sprint
gave me 5 different answers as to whether or not or how the phone would
work in Canada. They all initially thought the concept of international
services involved making an international phone call from the USA. They
couldn't fathom the idea of my taking the phone outside the USA. |