Elizabeth at the Greenbrier
A Hole in One
STRIIIIIIKE!
Guess who I met at the afternoon tea dance?
Shhwwwing!
Lewisburg, West Virginia airport. We are the only people there and there is silence outside. Elizabeth doesn't know what grass is -- we don't have it in Manhattan -- and she doesn't like it, as in Yecchhhh, I'm not touching this!

So here we are, 3 adults and a baby, the only passengers on the flight and indeed in the airport, and there are 5 airport security guards looking for a terrorist, and they gave us their full and undivided attention as we were the event of the morning for them.

Gee, can I go in the X-Ray Machine?

Sorry, you exceed the carry-on allowance and you don't fit under the seat....